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 Post subject: I SHALL RULE IV
PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 3:39 am 
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General Corran Horn
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(4/12/04 10:57 am)
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<applies shaving foam to Kettch's mouth>

<sends him running into the mass of pilots that have accumulated in the trash compactor>

<steps into newly vacated compactor>

HAHAHA! Now you're mine!!! I RUUUUUUUULLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!



General Corran Horn
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(5/7/04 7:56 pm)
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It is an easy feat to rule a realm of which you are the only inhabitant.



TheFace
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(5/14/04 7:29 am)
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*nods sagely* True, true.



General Corran Horn
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(5/14/04 1:46 pm)
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Hey! HEY! Shoo! SHOO! I can't afford minions! With lack of minions cometh lack of revolutions!



TheFace
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(5/17/04 10:52 am)
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We could always share the rule? Y'know, split the spoils and responsibilities...

Just a thought Oh Mighty Ruler Of Trash Compacter



General Corran Horn
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(5/17/04 11:21 pm)
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Only if our merger creates a synergistic interaction ensuring a profit greater than that which we would accomplish individually.



TheFace
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(5/19/04 2:51 am)
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Hmm...

Perhaps we should give it a test week to see how it goes? See if the amalgamation creates greater opportunities for profit.



General Corran Horn
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(5/19/04 3:35 am)
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Agreed, but as long as you pay taxes. We can't operate without revenue!

So let's start out with a 5% breathing tax. Good, clean oxygen is limited in here, ya know. Perhaps a high price will encourage you to expend less of our precious resource.



TheFace
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(5/19/04 4:20 pm)
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OK, 5% Breathing tax it is.

I was thinking of a surcharge on blinking... If we can push this through, then I suggest some fans blowing to make people breathe deeper and blink more...

Yes, no?



General Corran Horn
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(5/19/04 5:38 pm)
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I like the way you think.



TheFace
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(5/20/04 2:38 am)
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Excellent!

Now, how are we going to decorate? I think a nice 200% sized poster of me on the south wall would set things off well.



General Corran Horn
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(5/20/04 3:36 pm)
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The south wall? Actually, that was where I was going to put the dart board.

But wait...



TheFace
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(5/21/04 2:04 am)
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You're right, there's room for both. Though we may have to combine the dartboard with your medal display cabinet!

(Incidentally, the 400th post in the Trash Compactor!)



General Corran Horn
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(5/21/04 10:08 am)
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I was thinking the dart board might make a nice backing for your poster, but if you want a little glass to throw the dart through first, I'm game.

What medals? I melted them all down to make my golden X-wing model.

<glances around suddenly>

Whoops. You weren't supposed to hear that.



TheFace
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(5/23/04 9:26 am)
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Perhaps the dartboard would be better on the west wall. Behind that JarJar cut out that someone's thrown out.



General Corran Horn
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(5/24/04 10:05 am)
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Nah, too many holes in that one already. Maybe we should just tack the dartboard up against the ceiling, thus creating an interesting challenge in attaining the right speed and accuracy.



TheFace
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(5/30/04 6:23 am)
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Of course, when they start falling off, we can practice our dodging!



General Corran Horn
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(6/9/04 7:54 pm)
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Ah, yes. So what should we do about the walls? How about using that wallpaper we used for your office not too long back? You know, the one that nearly sent you on a shooting rampage. You chucked that in here, right? Its garish tones might complement the variety of colors in here.



TheFace
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(6/11/04 10:33 am)
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*shudders*

Not a chance. The orange was enough to make even the most sensible man insane. And coupled with that bright green... Not a chance.

Have Dor or Jesmin chucked anything out? With their taste, what they reject is probably quite nice.



General Corran Horn
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(6/14/04 12:55 pm)
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Well, let's see.

<shuffles around>

There's some debris from their quarters in here. They tried detonating themselves some more closet space again. Oh, and here's the standard white wallpaper they got rid of. I heard the new stuff they've got in there is the holographic, color shifting kind.

<slaps plain white wallpaper up on the walls>

<stares at it>

Hmmmm...it needs something. Maybe we could doodle on it.



TheFace
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(6/17/04 11:29 am)
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Ooh, Ooh.

Pass the orange crayon!



General Corran Horn
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(6/17/04 12:03 pm)
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<grabs another crayon>

Okay, okay, guess who:

\o/
O
/ \



TheFace
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(6/17/04 3:36 pm)
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Janson?



General Corran Horn
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(6/17/04 4:03 pm)
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No, Ewok roadkill.



Yes, it's Janson. Your turn.[/code]


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